Terminal Nation is Doing God’s Work by Catering Some Merch Completely to Husky Metalheads

One of many best issues about steel is the truth that you don’t essentially should be the most popular particular person on the planet to make it. It doesn’t matter what your pores and skin colour, hair size, gender, sexual orientation, or weight is — for those who can play, you’re golden.

And whereas steel’s the kind of music that anybody can play or get into for those who’re passionate sufficient, one space that will get neglected by bands designing merch is their contingent of husky/huge boned/sturdy/plus-sized/Rubenesque/fats followers. In case you’re a fellow husky dude (or girl), what I imply. Too typically, bands have superior t-shirt designs that finish at 2XL. If that doesn’t fit your needs, powerful shit.

Nicely, for those who’re headed to Decibel’s Steel & Beer Fest: Philly this weekend and also you’re a fan of dying steel act Terminal Nation, you’re in luck. These artful motherfuckers know their viewers nicely and consequently, they’ll have a shirt on the market that’s particularly designed for his or her greater followers. I’m talkin’ shirt sizes begin at 2XL and run all the best way to 5XL. As pictured above, their “Tremendous Heavyweight Division” shirt has the catchy phrase “fats dudes fatter riffs” emblazoned on the again, simply to let everybody else know what’s up.

Now, I do know why most bands don’t cater to the bigger sizes. Prices get larger the extra material every shirt requires, in order that they attempt to preserve prices down to allow them to get extra t-shirt income every evening. Makes nice enterprise sense, nevertheless it’s good to see one band simply say “fuck it” and did the factor.

What’s nice is any shirts that don’t get offered in Philly will go surfing for most of the people, so for those who’re searching for a brand new steel shirt and you could possibly stand to lose a couple of kilos, this might be an ideal buy.

The band can even be promoting “lavender and sage of turmoil” scented deodorant on the present with the phrase “IT’S OK NOT TO STINK” in huge daring letters on the stick. As a result of we’ve all been to a present and been hit within the face with some horrendous B.O.

Terminal Nation, everybody. They’re the actual ones on the market. In case you’re in a position to get to Philly this weekend, be sure you get your tickets so you may catch this band stay and purchase their shit. In truth, purchase everybody’s shit so you may assist working bands on the street.