YouSuck: These 5 Bands Are The Ones MetalSucks Readers Get Freaky To

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Awwww yeah. Put down your post-boning cigarettes, repair your hair, and prepare to seek out out which bands you — the MetalSucks reader wish to hearken to when you get down and soiled. This, in fact, was the pure results of a narrative we ran final week that prompt metalheads preferred to fuck to Slipknot, System of a Down, and Deftones. I personally couldn’t perceive why two of these bands made that listing, however to every their very own, I assume.

We gave you guys a listing of bands to select from, in addition to the choice to fill in your individual reply. A few of you chucklefucks put some humorous solutions, others gave some first rate solutions. ng to chalk that as much as you guys had been both too embarrassed that you just’re not getting any (don’t fear, tiger, it’ll occur for you quickly sufficient) otherwise you don’t need to share your tremendous secret horny time tech when the unwashed lots.

Nonetheless, the outcomes aren’t too stunning if I’m being trustworthy. So with out additional ado, listed here are the bands that get to be your background noise to your journeys to bonetown.

Kind O Unfavourable

After I initially noticed that survey, this was the band I assumed could be the highest band that researchers cited. It’s plain that the darkish, gothic, oftentimes tongue-in-cheek tunes have a horny undertone by most of it. Peter Steele’s voice alone makes Kind O’s inclusion on the prime of the listing by itself. “Black No. 1”, “Be My Druidess”, “Christian Lady”, “Love You To Loss of life”… the listing goes on and on.


This was the highest band within the analysis examine and there’s no secret why. Deftones have turn out to be the defacto horny band to play behind all these TikTok movies of thirst traps attempting to look simply horny sufficient to get you to subscribe to their OnlyFans. Even so, there’s loads of songs to get freaky to when you’re so inclined, together with “You’ve Seen The Butcher”, “Lhabia”, and naturally “Change (In The Home Of Flies)” can get the temper going.

9 Inch Nails

9 Inch Nails additionally made the aforementioned survey’s prime bands, however solely in a single class — they had been the highest band utilized in playlists about BDSM. And that tracks so fucking arduous, if we’re being trustworthy. One hearken to “Nearer” and I don’t find out about you however I instantly assume whips, chains, leather-based… the entire 9. Numerous 9 Inch Nails has a way of submission to it. “Sunspots” will get sizzling and “Suck” is a fairly apparent alternative.


Folks simply can’t get sufficient of Mikael Åkerfeldt. This progressive steel act obtained an honest quantity of affection in our ballot. Admittedly, I’ve by no means actually thought-about their music notably horny in comparison with the opposite bands, however totally different strokes, I assume.

Sleep Token

This one isn’t a shock in any respect, although I’d have anticipated this to be approach increased, if we’re being trustworthy. This band’s potential to combine fashionable steel sensibilities with that of R&B and pop offers it an accessible pay attention that anybody with an open thoughts can actually get pleasure from. Similar to Deftones, these guys obtained a large enhance on social media. Nevertheless, hearken to “Take Me Again to Eden” and inform me it doesn’t belong right here on this listing.


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